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Border patrol: Ok sir, you're free to go.
Deek: Are you sure you don't want to check my anus? I could be hiding drugs in there!
Speaking of drugs...one time I put a bag of flour in the hatch of my buddies Firebird because he used to always go down there because our friend owns a baja truck shop there. Well he was sent to secondary and lets just say that he was PISSED at getting cuffed and nearly arrested because of the bag of flour.