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tinkle test in 2 weeks ... need to get clean

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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 08:48 AM
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Like everyone else says, drink lots of water daily. Cutting all stimulants from your system until the test. You body has to work overtime to detox from caffeine, refined sugar, nicotine, alcohol etc and it'll spend less time processing toxins already stored in the body.
* Eat plenty of fiber, including brown rice and organically-grown fresh fruits and vegetables. Beets, radishes, artichokes, cabbage, broccoli, spirulina, chlorella, and seaweed are excellent detoxifying foods.

* Cleanse and protect the liver by taking herbs such as dandelion root, burdock and milk thistle, and drinking green tea.

* Take vitamin C, which helps the body produce glutathione, a liver compound that drives away toxins.

* Drink at least 2 quarts of water daily.

* Practice hydrotherapy by taking a very hot shower for five minutes, allowing the water to run on your back. Follow with cold water for 30 seconds. Do this three times, and then get into bed for 30 minutes.

* Sweat in a sauna so your body can eliminate wastes through perspiration.

* Dry-brush your skin or try detoxifying patches or foot baths to remove toxins through your pores. Special brushes are available at natural products stores.

* What is the most important way to detoxify? "Exercise," says Bennett. "Yoga or jump-roping are good. One hour every day." Also try qigong, a martial-arts based exercise system that includes exercises specifically for detoxifying or cleansing, as well as many other exercises with specific health benefits.
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 08:49 AM
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start going to a bagel shop and buy a shitload of popey seed bagels and keep your receipts :dunno:
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 08:58 AM
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Its not gonna clean up, the urine sample will show up to months of what stuff is goin on internally.
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by AJ²06
Its not gonna clean up, the urine sample will show up to months of what stuff is goin on internally.
people pass the test all the time, that do that stuff, so what are you talking about h:
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by silvic00
people pass the test all the time, that do that stuff, so what are you talking about h:
Im just stating what science has to say... nothing more.
As to how u pass might require some extreme measures. lol
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 09:34 AM
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i think they say they will test you but never actually do test you its a scam...they want to see if you will actually go fourth with the procedure....

i know too many pot heads that smoked a week unitll the test and still pass it.

i call BS on the test
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by mr22na
i think they say they will test you but never actually do test you its a scam...they want to see if you will actually go fourth with the procedure....

i know too many pot heads that smoked a week unitll the test and still pass it.

i call BS on the test
Yeah sometimes it just costs too much for a company to actually screen all the urine. They probably DO test some of it though.
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mr22na
i think they say they will test you but never actually do test you its a scam...they want to see if you will actually go fourth with the procedure....

i know too many pot heads that smoked a week unitll the test and still pass it.

i call BS on the test
There's a lot riding on calling their bluff though. I'd rather be safe than sorry.
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Biffs_muse
There's a lot riding on calling their bluff though. I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Definitely!

think of this....i work for best buy right an my store alone has about 125 employees thats est number for the records. any way do u think best buy wants to pay $**,*** a test for 125 people and they have over 700 stores!!!!....think about how much money they would lose for a drug test...

even if person A was on drugs but didnt come to work stoned and did his job with out any difficulties i dont see the problem...

does any body know how much money it cost for a drug test? it cant be that expensive but what ever it is multiplied my 125emp.(700 stores) now thats $dough$
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Old Apr 10, 2007 | 10:26 AM
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Go to a GNC type of store and ask for a "cleaner solution" you doper.
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