friend and i went out to a bar with a couple other friends just to bullshit and get away from our wimmenz. one of my friends got a little too drunk and puked on the floor. :rofl: we cleaned him up before the bartender had a fit and he offered to pay and when he realized he only had a few bucks in his wallet, he got pissed and threw it but it hit the bouncer's friend. :rofl: they came over and picked him up, fuckers got a few cheap shots in and threw him out. i started to say something and they came over and one of them turned and came over to me. we threw a few punches back and forth and i rolled out and grabbed him on the way out. forgot to pick up his wallet, though. and we went to my mom's but my mom got scared, She said "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said "Fresh", And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!

 

:rofl: :rofl: damit spinky.

 

wha the hell :rofl:

 

nice :rofl:

 

:chuckles: totally not the ending i was expecting

 

this is how you make a parody, bitches.

 

:lmfao:
Fantastic! A+

 

Figured you were going there.

 

:dunno:

 

I actually almost finished that before figuring out it was from the FPOBA :chuckles:...I was like hmmm this story has a rhyme to it...weird