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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:06 PM
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saw my first real gf at applebees tonight. havent seen her in about 5-6 yrs., found out she's engage to the guy she was with and has wedding plans for this summer. maybe its the liquor but i feel like i havent done shit with my life and time is passing me by . anyways, im drunk and its snowing out, there's about 4 inches on the ground so far. just drunk ranting h:
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:07 PM
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pour bleach in her drink

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serious note, seems like you're unhappy with something in your life, where it be you haven't travelled enough or something else, figure it out, and well, fix it h:

I wanted to write something more meaningful but I figure I might as well go straight to the obvious point h:
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:41 PM
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usually people get engaged to other people that they're with
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:45 PM
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:53 PM
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I currently hate my ex.
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 08:55 PM
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show up at the wedding reception
wait for the mike
the make this toast.

To (insert her name) and (insert his name) many happy years....
but remember I fucked her first!
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 09:03 PM
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 09:12 PM
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Those moments suck.

Keep elevating your game, hommie. If not, the universe is going to make you bump into her again. Only next time, she'll be giving him a blowjob behind Applebees.
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 09:15 PM
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is that the "ex-factor" in your life? not being mean or anything, just kind of curious as to how it's the x-factor
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