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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
I masturbate at work while I'm taking a shit... 2 birds with 1 stone FTW :yay:
wouldn't that be 3 though since you're getting paid while taking a dump and rubbing one out
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by useless
wouldn't that be 3 though since you're getting paid while taking a dump and rubbing one out

Good call... :hi5:
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
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those are all lies

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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 01:43 PM
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i can reformat, and reinstall XP with my eyes closed.
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jani 5
i can reformat, and reinstall XP with my eyes closed.

I can turn my computer on and off like that
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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I can put my contacts in while the lights are off.
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 03:45 PM
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i can untighten a salt shaker so the cap falls off when you shake it
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by useless
wouldn't that be 3 though since you're getting paid while taking a dump and rubbing one out
well said
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 03:52 PM
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i celebrated this thread by rubbing one out on the shitter earlier.
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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This is a horrible, horrible thread.
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