Ever do something that makes you feel really clever...
Mar 7, 2007 | 01:37 PM
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From: Rancho Cordova :\
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RicoD
I masturbate at work while I'm taking a shit... 2 birds with 1 stone FTW :yay:
wouldn't that be 3 though since you're getting paid while taking a dump and rubbing one out
Mar 7, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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From: Arizona
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useless
wouldn't that be 3 though since you're getting paid while taking a dump and rubbing one out
Good call... :hi5:
Mar 7, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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From: MI
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RicoD
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those are all lies
Mar 7, 2007 | 01:43 PM
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From: NJ
i can reformat, and reinstall XP with my eyes closed.
Mar 7, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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From: Arizona
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Jani 5
i can reformat, and reinstall XP with my eyes closed.
I can turn my computer on and off like that
Mar 7, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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From: CT
I can put my contacts in while the lights are off.
Mar 7, 2007 | 03:45 PM
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From: Mt. Kilimanjaro
i can untighten a salt shaker so the cap falls off when you shake it
Mar 7, 2007 | 03:51 PM
I go duffy on dem bitches
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From: Gonzales, Louisiana
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useless
wouldn't that be 3 though since you're getting paid while taking a dump and rubbing one out
well said
Mar 7, 2007 | 03:52 PM
I go duffy on dem bitches
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From: Gonzales, Louisiana
i celebrated this thread by rubbing one out on the shitter earlier.
Mar 7, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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From: Southern NH
This is a horrible, horrible thread.