I think my girl is cheating
Can I get your girls number because I would like a handjob, I know you won't get upset at this request because you have already allowed her to cheat twice before and technically this wouldn't be cheating. Don't worry I will make sure she cleans up before she comes back home to you.
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"I'll keep my money, guns and freedom. You can keep the "Change."
"I'll keep my money, guns and freedom. You can keep the "Change."
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dude, you gotta understand ... we're not being assholes just to be assholes. It's because we ALL KNOW BETTER. I can do all sorts of Q and A sessions trying to get into your psyche, evaluate the situation, and such ... but there's no point.
MySpace is like a digital billboard to girls in college. It's a projection of what they want everyone to see. If it lists "single", guess what ... she wants to be single. If you're not in her top 8, she doesn't want you in her friend circle.
she's just a selfish bitch looking for the easy way out, instead of going face to face.
snap out of this bullshit, man up, and perform damage control.
get your shit back
don't talk to her
move on
take a shit in her tub.
dude, you gotta understand ... we're not being assholes just to be assholes. It's because we ALL KNOW BETTER. I can do all sorts of Q and A sessions trying to get into your psyche, evaluate the situation, and such ... but there's no point.
MySpace is like a digital billboard to girls in college. It's a projection of what they want everyone to see. If it lists "single", guess what ... she wants to be single. If you're not in her top 8, she doesn't want you in her friend circle.
she's just a selfish bitch looking for the easy way out, instead of going face to face.
snap out of this bullshit, man up, and perform damage control.
get your shit back
don't talk to her
move on
take a shit in her tub.
It would help me to know how many handjobs I would want from her... the first one would be just to get one from someone different...the others would be for enjoyment and because she is pretty to look at.
__________________
"I'll keep my money, guns and freedom. You can keep the "Change."
"I'll keep my money, guns and freedom. You can keep the "Change."


