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* don't BLOW UP YET. Maintain your cool, see her one more time. At that point do a few things:
1. get your shit back
2. borrow even more shit
3. last lay
4. take a shit in her bathtub. (also, piss under her sink. She'll never find the source)
You're gonna have to think long an hard about this relationship.
Is it still like the exciting first year?
Does she still express love for you?
Do you?
Do you see yourself with this girl for the rest of your life?
Think about it man.
* don't BLOW UP YET. Maintain your cool, see her one more time. At that point do a few things:
1. get your shit back
2. borrow even more shit
3. last lay
4. take a shit in her bathtub. (also, piss under her sink. She'll never find the source)