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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by THEOLDMAN
Yes I do...it was 43 years ago, now that I'm thinking about it, it's almost like yesterday. She was 15 and said she wanted to show me something "special."
I hope it wasn't a penis under her dress
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CoupeV6
I hope it wasn't a penis under her dress
No she was a properly made young lady.
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by THEOLDMAN
No she was a properly made young lady.
I just spit out soda on my desk and I'm not sure why :chuckles: Must be the diction.
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CoupeV6
yes, and her teeth fucking hurt.

Yea!......I thought it was going to be amazing and she fuckin ruined it. :wtc:


However, the first 5 seconds felt fantastic.
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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yeh, mine kind of sucked. no problem after that though.

im goin to get drunk off of like 20 keystone lights. peace up, a town down :fawk:
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
Yea!......I thought it was going to be amazing and she fuckin ruined it. :wtc:


However, the first 5 seconds felt fantastic.
Which is about the total time it took....:hahano:
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
Yea!......I thought it was going to be amazing and she fuckin ruined it. :wtc:


However, the first 5 seconds felt fantastic.
Dude this girl sucked so bad at sex related activities...

One time we were on my double bed and were messing around, and she fell off the bed and as she was falling reached up and grabbed the first thing that 'stood out' and took me down with her...she almost ripped it off. Holy hell that hurt.
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CoupeV6
Dude this girl sucked so bad at sex related activities...

One time we were on my double bed and were messing around, and she fell off the bed and as she was falling reached up and grabbed the first thing that 'stood out' and took me down with her...she almost ripped it off. Holy hell that hurt.
:rofl:


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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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yes and she didn't bite h:
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Snoopy
:rofl:


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I swear. And there are better stories than that about this girl, but I won't dishonor them by typing them out.
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