e3nine > dr phil

 

I can dance

Not very well, but I can do it

 

there's this wonderful thing called "being drunk". Not sure if you guys have ever been there.

It's basically a free pass too. If you're drunk, you gain all sorts of courage and super powers. It's like your balls triple in size.

If your plan backfires while drinking, just blame it on "being drunk" ... and a mystical time portal opens up. It's like the event in question never happened.

^__^

 

If you stick your penis in her butt then she is your property.

 

do it though the clothes to impress everyone in a 15 foot radius.

 

Lose all inhibition's

Then show her whats up

Whats with you and JDM girls all the time?

 

They fawk on the right side? :dunno:

 

It's very important to find common ground with her. It's one thing to know her favorite tv show or food ... but you gotta go deeper. In order to extract what you need, throw something out there ... say "I don't like black people".

See what she does FTW. ^__^

 

Also don't go on this date with the intention of making her your girlfriend and getting the sex....

 

if she doesn't put out by the 3rd date, move on.