25 minutes on the can!??! Dude, youre insane. I wonder if that shit funk marinates into your skin at that point. I say no way.

 

I spend no more than 5 minutes. Most of my pooping is done within 1 minute, but I like to shift around on the seat to get "even distribution" in the water (if you know what I mean).

 

Yeah for reals. You better courtesy flush that shit... literally.

 

I clean if I feel that there is nothing else coming out :dunno:

But for some reason I just leave my pants down and sit butt naked thinking about random shit h:

Like if brain was pinky and pinky was brain, instead of pinky saying knarf would it be frank because everything is reversed?

 

poop: 3 min
ponder: 5 min
TP wipe, baby wipe, TP wipe: 2 min

done.

 

Atleast im not the only one that cleans with baby wipes h:

EDIT:
Or atleast a damp TP

 

oh hell yeah :hi5:

I like feeling fresh.

 

damp TP = easy breakage :ugh:

 

layer it dude

it's wasteful though h:

 

Ya true. The little fragments can get caught easily in the coarse butt hairs. I recommend Pampers baby wipes.