When was the last time you soiled yourself?
when I was like 13. I was out playing with some friends, and one of my friends borrowed my bike and was gone for a while...I started feeling the need to go, but he was taking forever to get back (turns out he went home to take a shit)...so he finally gets back, and I have to go up this huge ass hill to get back home (living in Greece at the time)...I didn't make it.
last year at a party I was out back watering the plants 3 sheets to the wind. I felt a rumble and thought I would be ok...then I sneezed and when I sneezed I released my ass clench and sharted all up in my boxers....So I rolled a little deeper into the woods...ditched the boxers and free balled the rest of the party
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