I don't remember the details of the joke, but here's one:

blond goes to the doctor for an ear infection checkup
doctor tells her to take off the earphones, she refuses
doctor says, "fine, here's your prescriptions, come back next week to see if that helps"
blond leaves and comes back the week after,
again, she won't take off the earphones,
doctor gets curious and asked why
blond responds, "i'd die, I can't take off the earphones"
doctor is now frustrated and takes earphones off from blond and listens to it
there's a repeated track that keeps playing on the earphones " breathe in, breathe out"

 

You know that feeling you get when you just jerked off...
and the porno is still playing and you're like this is just disgusting :ugh:

 

yeh....that's a blond moment

 

Did you hear about the two blonds that walked into a Wal-Mart?




You'd think one of them would have seen it.

 

lol...that got a :chuckles: out of me

 

Funniest thing in this thread... cause it's so true

 

:ts: :sad:

hahaha i laughed at that one..sooo cheezy but fits perfectly

 

A blond and her boyfriend were watching the 11 o'clock news one night. Shortly after they began watching, a story about a man threatening to jump from a 20 story building came on.

The boyfriend says to the blond "I'll bet you $50 that he jumps."
Blond: "Ok you're on!"

minutes later they watch the man take the jump and plummet to his death. The blond reaches into her purse and hands her boyfriend $50. The boyfriend then says to the blond "I have a confession to make... I already saw this story on the 5 o'clock news."

Blond: "Yeah, I saw it on the 5 o'clock news too!"
Guy: "Then why would you bet against him jumping?"
Blond: "Because I didn't think he would jump twice!"

 

hahahaha its so true :rofl: