Do your dogs ever squat down to take a deuce and uh, have a straggler that hangs on at the end?

My dog had one earlier and she just kept squatting and pushing cause she knew it was there, but she couldn't do anything about it.

And you don't wanna go inside the house cause then you're bringing feces inside, which is socially unacceptable.

You could always just grab it. :hsugh:

I just kicked my dog gingerly in the hip until it fell loose from her fur.

What do you do?

 

this one isn't going to go too far.

 

What did you do to your dog's anus so that it cant cut a poo log properly?

 

Nah, it's cut fine, it just gets stuck in the fur as it makes it's way to the ground.

Maybe I should clip her ass hair.

 

everyone that i know, that has a dog with long hair clips there ass hair. or i should say they tell the groomers to clip the ass hair, just for that reason.

 

I think I might just design a poop chute and hold it up to her anus instead.

Thanks for the help guys.

 

Just spread your toes like scissors and clip it off.

 

This has happened to my dog before. I usually just pick him up and wipe his ass on the grass until the poo is off. :hsdunno:

 

I just show it to my other dog and he eats it off :hsdunno:

 

You kicked your dog? Thats fucked up AF.