When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.
Have a male with a 9" cock do you up the ass in the middle of the football field during the Super Bowl Halftime show? Here's the criteria:
-Everyone will be watching
-You can't have some stupid elaborate bullshit way to get out of this
-Tax free, do whatever the hell you want afterwards ($250 million won't buy you a time machine either)
-People will see your face up close on the Jumbotron
-The giver does not have STDs