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Old 01-26-2007, 06:42 AM
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Just got this in my email.....


Gotta love old men .....

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 01-26-2007, 06:44 AM
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6/10 made me smile
Old 01-26-2007, 06:45 AM
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meh...6-7
Old 01-26-2007, 06:47 AM
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I liked it- Good half awake morning chuckle.
Old 01-26-2007, 06:48 AM
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Not bad, got a lil smile......6/10
Old 01-26-2007, 07:28 AM
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hehe
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Old 01-26-2007, 09:00 AM
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heard it before 4/10
Old 01-26-2007, 09:08 AM
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-6/10
because it was about a 6 when I heard it the first time
Old 01-26-2007, 09:34 AM
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Old 01-26-2007, 09:52 AM
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i laughed. low rating though.

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