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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:40 AM
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This explains a lot of things suddenly :chuckles:
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:42 AM
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:43 AM
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seriously..who the hell would join a religion based on a system as stupid as this......god i hope they all die in a plane crash...or something. now to have someone be claimed as christ......pretty soon lightning bolts are going to fly down and destroy cruise.
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
seriously..who the hell would join a religion based on a system as stupid as this......god i hope they all die in a plane crash...or something. now to have someone be claimed as christ......pretty soon lightning bolts are going to fly down and destroy cruise.
umm did you read the article and check the source...nope probably not
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
umm did you read the article and check the source...nope probably not
i read it... leader of scientology says cruise is the christ of their religion....

source? i know nothing about this sun company...im now guessing their usually full of shite
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:49 AM
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Leave it to The Sun to post some outlandish crap like this. But in all honesty, I wouldn't doubt if this actually goes down. Scientology, that's some crazy philosophies right there, and Cruise is right in the thick of it. Cruise as the new Christ, now that's a good one.
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
i read it... leader of scientology says cruise is the christ of their religion....

source? i know nothing about this sun company...im now guessing their usually full of shite
The Sun is like the online Inquirer or the craziest bogus tabloids you see at grocery stores where women give birth to 1 ton babies and shit.
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Originally Posted by Biffs_muse
The Sun is like the online Inquirer or the craziest bogus tabloids you see at grocery stores where women give birth to 1 ton babies and shit.
Derek is as real as you and me
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Biffs_muse
The Sun is like the online Inquirer or the craziest bogus tabloids you see at grocery stores where women give birth to 1 ton babies and shit.

ahhh i understand now

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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:50 AM
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does that mean he gets crucified?
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