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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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Duck survives two days in fridge



A duck in the US state of Florida has survived gunshot wounds and a two-day stint in a refrigerator.

A hunter shot the duck, wounding it in the wing and leg. Believing the bird was dead, he left it in his fridge at his home in Tallahassee.

The hunter's wife got a fright when she opened the fridge and the duck lifted its head, a local veterinarian said.

Staff at the Goose Creek Animal Sanctuary who are treating the bird said it has a 75% chance of survival.

The plucky duck was taken first to a local animal hospital, and then to an animal sanctuary for more specialised treatment.

A veterinarian at the sanctuary said he thinks the duck will live, but will probably never be well enough to be released into the wild.

The veterinarian, David Hale, said the duck's low metabolism rate helped it survive its time in the refrigerator, the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper reported.

"This is an extremely tough duck with a lot of spirit to live," he said. "This shows how tough and adaptable wildlife are."
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 01:22 PM
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hahaha I can just imagine a pissed off duck coming flying out of the fridge attacking the person who opened the door :lmfao:
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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I bet she jumped through the roof lol...
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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that's awesome.
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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so...instead of killing and then cooking it, she took it to a vet?
I'll bet her husband was pissed she didn't have his duck dinner ready.
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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who the fuck kills it then leaves it un gutted and unplucked for two days in the fridge?

talk about ruining the meat
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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i lived in alaska until i was 6, my brother was in high school at the time
my dad took me to school one morning and a bald eagle dropped dead into the road in front of us, it had hit a power line and snapped its neck
my dad called up and they told him to bring it in tomorrow, so he put it in the freezer
my brother came home from school and asked what was for dinner, dad replied bald eagle
my brother didnt believe hime so my dad told him to check out the freezer
my brother was in for quite a shock when he opened up the freezer and saw a bald eagle sitting there frozen stiff :lmao:
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
hahaha I can just imagine a pissed off duck coming flying out of the fridge attacking the person who opened the door :lmfao:
...and we all know what that duck would have screamed as it attacked the person...
























































AAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAACCCCC CCCCCCC!!!!!
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by sids1045
...and we all know what that duck would have screamed as it attacked the person...
























































AAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAACCCCC CCCCCCC!!!!!

you fail
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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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I almost made an AFLAC joke...almost. :hs:
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