Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of Their
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
"Doyou mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they
said,"You're welcome."
So they started playing, enjoyed the game and the company of the
newcomer.
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're
joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his
golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a
large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can
I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
So he pick ed up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight
is fantastic. I can see righ! t in th e window. Wow, I can see my wife
in the bedroom.
Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in
there with her...... He's naked, too!!! The SOB!"
He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I
pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot m y wife ; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in
the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his
dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still
for a few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the golfer impatiently.
"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I could save
you a grand here....."

 

I read it....paused...and then :chuckles:

 

that was pretty good

 

:rofl:

Nice.

 

nice! :lmao:

 

:rofl: That was good.

 

thumbup

 

I could never shoot a woman.

 

excellente

guy shoulda just pulled the trigger himself...saved 2 grand

 

I read that before......still funny though lol.