Today, boys and girls
Put your best foot forward
If you're not sure which of your feet is your best foot
Flip a coin
Or have your feet run a race
When putting your best foot forward
Be sure to have the proper footwear
If this requires purchasing new shoes
It's best that you get two...
A right one and left one
And remember...
People judge you not by the size of your feet
But by whether your socks match
Thank you.