so... we have a double gate system to get to our house because our dogs will do anything to run away (labs) and frolic in the jungle (backyard in hawaii)

so we need 2 gates cause they would charge you at the first one if there was only one... so its kind of like an air lock system...


the funny thing is that the handles for both gates are on opposite sides so once you open the first one... and go in... you dont see the seconds gates latch cause your supposed to reach around ()

i get woken up at 8 by 2 mormon guys who i guess had the balls to try to come up to my front door but got stuck in our air lock... cause they couldnt find the other handle... and when they turn around... they couldnt figure out how to open the gate they just walked in through...


they were probably in there for a good 10 minutes before they started yelling "hello" and woke me up

 

Hahah. Should have busted out the camera h:

 

I would have let the dog out. Told them that they have just found their own private little hell.

 

I fucked a mormon chick once...she liked it in the ass and gave great head

 

That's funny...Their having sex is all about procreation. One of my bosses a long time ago was a Mormon, his wife stated flat out that if he couldn't get her pregnant that she would leave and find a Mormon man that could.

 

that's why you keep pamphlets for Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons and try to give them to them when they come to your door.

Side note, I'm actually trying to get with a Jehovah's Witness right now, already dated a Mormon. I'll have to look for a Jesuit and Scientologist next :grinpimp:

 

shoulda left em there

 

paintball gun ftmfw

 

the funny part is they didnt even want to talk to me... i just showed them how to get out and they left... quiters

i was hopin to be saved

 

I'll just stay out of this h:.