I was just sitting down to eat my dinner that the gf made for me when the doorbell rang. I get up to answer it with a fork in my hand and :doh:

Motherfucking door to door saleswoman! And to top it off, she's got the most crooked eyes I've ever seen! I got a headache trying to figure out which one to look at but they were both pointed in the opposite direction! h:

 

so instead of resuming your dinner you come here

bravo

 

should have stuck your fork in one eye so you could focus on the other

 

nice edit

 

I once encountered a lady who had a steady eye. It was a glass eye and it took me like a solid 15 minutes to discover this. That was weird.

 

I've heard those eyes referred to as,

One eye lookin at yah.
The other lookin for yah.

:chuckles:

 

I ate my dinner already smart ass.

 

I didn't catch the edit. What was it?

 

weird

 

:chuckles: Normally thats the case....but both eyes looked like they were looking behind her or some shit.