Today at work we had a "yankee swap" which is basically some overly convoluted (for no particular reason) way to do an office gift swap. Everyone who wanted to could bring in gifts worth $25 or less.

Josh asked if he could do a framed picture of me with a $20 bill slipped in somewhere discrete. I obliged. So, we took a picture that was about as stereotypically me as possible:



The trench coat, driving cap, my car, and me being the lone Jew, are all running jokes. Plus the fact that it's actually a framed 8x10 of this makes it even more ridiculous. Definitely got the reception as the best gift of the day.

Most people just bought booze of one sort or another, I wanted to go with something a bit more original so within about 2 minutes of walking through Target I came upon this little dandy:



The gift I got was some like, 15-in-1 wooden table game set which will be alright down the road when I have a living room which I want to adorn. For the time being though, I think I might actually go back to Target and get me my own espresso maker...it looks pretty damn cool. h:

 

Thats a big JEW lol


How tall are you and how much you weigh?

I want to still hold the title for biggest dude on HAN :O

 

Jew crew signing in :exnbp:

Going home for H-day dinnAr tonight.

 

5'11" 235 lbs

 

I'ma fuckin beast

But good grabs though....that coffee thingy looks tight

 

I didn't get the espresso maker, that's what I bought for someone else to have. I got fancy-looking wooden chess board that is convertible to a bunch of other games like backgammon and chinese checkers and whatnot.

 

Yeah I meant good grabs as in....you were thinking about someone else..ya know

And trust me those little board game thingies come in handy when you have family over

 

You fit in that car?!?!?!

 

He sits in the back seat.

 

My legs are short for my height so I fit just right with the seat as far back as it'll go. I have about 1" of clearance under the raised top.