lol @ todays Woot.com product description
Session Start (tpynchon:dkoontz): Fri Dec 15 12:05:15 2006
[12:05 TP:] remember in knight rider when kitt got beat up by the evil truck
[12:05 DK:] ya that was awesome n he wuz all 'help me michael my mind is going'
[12:06 TP:] wtf that was 2001
[12:06 DK:] o i c
[12:07 TP:] but michael was all 'hang on buddy we’ll get you help'
[12:07 DK:] ya poor kitt
[12:07 TP:] with the new Sima Hitch USB-101 Digital Transfer System he could have saved him tho
[12:07 DK:] wtf why did u get all caps there
[12:08 TP:] the Sima Hitch USB-101 Digital Transfer System works between anything with a USB port
[12:08 DK:] kitt had a usb port?
[12:08 TP:] bet he did
[12:09 DK:] how much
[12:09 TP:] bet your ipod
[12:09 DK:] noooo i need that it has a usb port too
[12:09 TP:] ya so it works with the Sima Hitch USB-101 Digital Transfer System
[12:10 DK:] stop using the shift key dude
[12:10 TP:] it also works on cameras and moves digital photos in like three seconds and moves video too
[12:10 DK:] 2.0?
[12:10 TP:] yup
[12:10 DK:] pizzimp
[12:11 TP:] so michael would have been all 'get in mi ipod buddy'
[12:11 DK:] bet kitt would have sounded like that radiohead song
[12:12 TP:] or the kid rock one
[12:12 DK:] could i get that off your ipod
[12:14 TP:] no because this one mp3 is all DRMd which the Sima Hitch USB-101 Digital Transfer System respects and will not share and also because i am using a Mac and i'd have to convert the iPod to FAT-32 before the Sima Hitch USB-101 Digital Transfer System lets you transfer
[12:15 DK:] i said quit using the shift key dude wtf
[12:15 TP:] it’s fifty nine bucks
[12:15 DK:] O M G I WANT ONE HOW DO I GET ONE AAAAAAAA
Yeah but I think too many people have done something like that. By 'like that' I mean, taken regular news and put a comical spin on it, which is what I assumed you meant.


