If you had your very own pet midget what would you do?

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Dec 11, 2006 | 07:03 AM

LABARINTH

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If you had your very own pet midget what would you do?

I'd teach it to walk with a gangsta limp so I would look cool by association

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Dec 11, 2006 | 07:05 AM

AcuraFanatic

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Probably have sex with it.

EDIT: Good call.

Dec 11, 2006 | 07:05 AM

v6_accord_jerz

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^^^ :chuckles: How did you know?

I'd bang my lil female midget from time to time.

Dec 11, 2006 | 07:26 AM

shirley

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build him a outfit thats a mobile beer cooler and food dispenser...

just like the bud light commercials

Dec 11, 2006 | 08:15 AM

LABARINTH

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I'd teach my pet midget to climb inside the anus of AF's giant and kill it from the inside

That's right...no giant gunna show up my midget

Dec 11, 2006 | 08:18 AM

jbowman

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We had this conversation at work. Do you think midget pssy is shallower?

Dec 11, 2006 | 08:20 AM

dubcac

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Put a leash on him and walk him like a dog.

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