View Poll Results: love/hate xmas music?
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I fawking hate xmas music
#12
Christmas moosic
I hate the original stuff, so I make up my own words to xmas songs, like
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all......
Rudolph the red-nosed gangster
Had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw it
you would turn around and run
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
'til he pulled out his six-gun
and he blew out their brains.
Then one foggy xmas eve
santa came to say
rudolph with your gun so bright
wont you shoot my wife tonight
then all the reindeer loved him
as he shouted out with glee
rudolph the red-nosed gangster
you'll go down in history.
Here's another fine classic.....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Dashing thru the snow
in a beat up chevrolet
o'er the road we go
screaming all the way
Broken windows ring
making kiddies scream
what fun it is to ride around
in a one-way death machine
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
jingle hell jingle hell
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up chevrolet OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
jingle hell jingle hell
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up chevrolet.
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all......
Rudolph the red-nosed gangster
Had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw it
you would turn around and run
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
'til he pulled out his six-gun
and he blew out their brains.
Then one foggy xmas eve
santa came to say
rudolph with your gun so bright
wont you shoot my wife tonight
then all the reindeer loved him
as he shouted out with glee
rudolph the red-nosed gangster
you'll go down in history.
Here's another fine classic.....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Dashing thru the snow
in a beat up chevrolet
o'er the road we go
screaming all the way
Broken windows ring
making kiddies scream
what fun it is to ride around
in a one-way death machine
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
jingle hell jingle hell
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up chevrolet OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
jingle hell jingle hell
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up chevrolet.
#15
my bum is on the swedish!
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#16
BTW What the phuck is a ferio???
You think that sh@ is dumb you're lucky I didnt break in there with my rendition of silent night.
Christmas songs are dumb no matter how U write them
You think that sh@ is dumb you're lucky I didnt break in there with my rendition of silent night.
Christmas songs are dumb no matter how U write them
#20
I enjoy them. They bring back memories of when i was a kid singing along to it h:
Deck the halls with frowls of halry...far ra ra ra ra...ra ra ra ra.
Deck the halls with frowls of halry...far ra ra ra ra...ra ra ra ra.
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