and she sits next to me wtf is she doing here in the first place coughing and wheezing like there's no tomorrow! if i get sick, she's in trouble

 

Idb....

 

Give her some juice?

 

thuper aidz

 

my boss came in and said 'i heard some of you were sick yesterday'. and had us wipe down the mouses, keyboards and phones with anti-bacterial wipes :squint:

 

Take care of her and nurture her and she may join you in bed.

Easy enough

 

Take some airborne...

 

ain't doin tht for a 180 lbs mother h:

our office rocked the anti-bacterial wipes too... she was out since last friday, and she just HAD to show up today despite it being slow at work... everyone's telling her to go home, but she doesn't want to







did i forget to mention she has 180 hrs of vacation and personal days hrs?

 

Dood you need to talk to your manager about how bad that is. That way he can be the one to politely encourage her to go home and discourage her from infecting her co-workers.

Or you can just send her one of those anonymous sarcastic greeting cards on her desk. "Get Well Soon but do it at home you sicko" unch:

 

it has begun. *wipes nose :madr: