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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 07:33 PM
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i remember when i was still in hs and had to take a shit i would hold it in till the point of eruption. then hurry to the bathroom and the moment i sat down it all came out. wiped up and was done in less than a minute. trust me, you do not want someone walking in when you're doing your business. stupid immature bastards. :madfawk:
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 07:36 PM
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3-4 depending on the traffic in and out.

If there is someone in the broom at work, I act like I have to take a piss and wait for them to leave. Then when I sit, its cool for people to come in. Its the initial 'someone being there' that gets me.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 07:39 PM
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I back the brown cadillac out the garage in about 1-2 minutes on average. h:
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Snoopy
i remember when i was still in hs and had to take a shit i would hold it in till the point of eruption. then hurry to the bathroom and the moment i sat down it all came out. wiped up and was done in less than a minute. trust me, you do not want someone walking in when you're doing your business. stupid immature bastards. :madfawk:
:chuckles: I remember that. We always used to kick the door and bang on it, announce to everyone that someone was taking a shit... Good times
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 11:35 PM
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i take my time 8-10min
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 11:36 PM
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real quick. i usually spend more time wiping than shitting.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 04:42 AM
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The toilet isn't the library...less time than a long commercial break on tv.
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