i want bacon now

 

I had pork this morning

 

agreed on the parents are never at fault issue.

but it is sad to lose a loved one, especially at such a young age, and in such a horrific way.

 

Who leaves a 3yr old kid without adult supervision? Maybe it's just me h:

 

Well if you do ever wanna get rid of a body starve your pigs for a while and they can completely eat a human body, bones and all

 

My friend works at the morgue :shhh: Whenever he got in fights he use to threaten people that they would never find the body :chuckles:

 

lol thats awesome, i know someone who's the porter of dead bodies to a morgue.

he has all sorts of weird stories, one including a dead man who came back to life (saying incomprehensible words), then shortly died afterwards, all during the transport.

 

That's where they get the saying "As greedy as a pig"

 

maybe they were more like boars than pigs :dunno:

 

that's nothing. my cousin used to work in the morgue and told us a story of about one of his coworkers who was in the morgue alone. one of the bodies laying on the tables suddenly sits up due to the gases still inside. the guy shat himself and quit the next day. :rofl:

and another cousin told us he saw death himself roaming the halls outside the morgue. :eek3: