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Old 11-28-2006, 11:08 PM
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 2001TEGGSR

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Old 11-28-2006, 11:24 PM
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:28 PM
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WRX isnt known for drifting....fail.
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Originally Posted by Civic2Scooby
WRX isnt known for drifting....fail.
rally =/= drifitng?


Old 11-28-2006, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Civic2Scooby
WRX isnt known for drifting....fail.
I didn't write it, I stumbled across it.

btw, anybody who can handle AWD can drift yo! especially in the dirt!
Old 11-28-2006, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 2001TEGGSR
I didn't write it, I stumbled across it.

btw, anybody who can handle AWD can drift yo! especially in the dirt!
no......
Old 11-28-2006, 11:34 PM
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:38 PM
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