zajnin?

 

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?


She had to use the other hand to moan.

 

The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.

Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Mother: What's the good news?

Pope: I've just been elected Pope.

Mother: What's the bad news?

Pope: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.

 

Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know she'll swallow!

 

whats wrong with a mercedes driving off a cliff with four black men in it?

mercedes seats five.

 

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.

 

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

 

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, can i borrow the truck tonight?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', you know what you haf t'do if you wants to borra th' truck." "But Pa! Ah i have t'go now!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "You know perfectly well what you haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white wench complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, you dick sure tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, i forgot! i already loaned the truck to yo brother just a few minutes ago!"

 

There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.
He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom "Look mom I'm black." She says come here. He went and she whooped him.
She said go tell your dad what you did.
He went to his dad and said "Look dad i'm black." He said come here and he started to whoop him. Go to your grandma and tell her what you did. The grandma did the same thing. He went back to his mom and she asked "What have you learned today?" The boy said "I've been black for five minutes and I already hate you white basterds!!!"

 

:rofl:

cracker makes it sound retarded though. replace with redneck or hillbilly