Morning Crew/Randomness/Joke/Pic Thread v.10/31
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Morning Crew/Randomness/Joke/Pic Thread v.10/31
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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i waited in line for three hours last night to get tickets to the cortland (my school) vs. ithaca (rival school) football game, but i was about 40 people too late and they sold out 
i sold my single ticket to this girl in front of me and i guess im not goin to the game. oh well
now im at work
the two pictures are retarded.. the first joke is alright and the second is bad
i sold my single ticket to this girl in front of me and i guess im not goin to the game. oh wellnow im at work
the two pictures are retarded.. the first joke is alright and the second is bad
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From: MI
hellroooo jani! u must be bored today, jokes decent, second picture cute
so far today ive checked my email, ate a mcmuffin, and am now currently regretting not grabbing any juice before leaving home....
where be the halloween candy round here...its like nobody celebrates it
so far today ive checked my email, ate a mcmuffin, and am now currently regretting not grabbing any juice before leaving home....
where be the halloween candy round here...its like nobody celebrates it
