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Oct 30, 2006 | 01:15 PM

#21

CRAIGHIMSELF

Be good

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From: Sloppy onshore junk.

I still chuckle when I read these.

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:15 PM

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fathergoat

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From: BFE

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:18 PM

#23

Pete

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:19 PM

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fathergoat

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he moves the earth

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:21 PM

#25

Pete

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:23 PM

#26

IluvJae

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From: Foundry

Chuck norris doesnt have to find waldo...waldo finds him

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:23 PM

#27

Snoopy

been there done that

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chuck norris will kick your ass then shoot you

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:26 PM

#28

JoePoonani

Lexus Tech y0!!

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From: CT

:rofl: at Norris facts.

Oct 30, 2006 | 01:26 PM

#29

Pete

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.