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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
If you've been sticking your pee pee in dirty girls with no hat, then yes. I think you should get it check out. If not, then no, unless you have symptoms that would require you to have that test.

Nah.... It's just been awhile since the last time I got one so I figured it might be time again I'm just trying to save myself from the pain of a q-tip if I don't have to do it.
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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
Nah.... It's just been awhile since the last time I got one so I figured it might be time again I'm just trying to save myself from the pain of a q-tip if I don't have to do it.
I'm no doctor, but if you're not burning or itching or pissing chum, you don't need one
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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
Nah.... It's just been awhile since the last time I got one so I figured it might be time again I'm just trying to save myself from the pain of a q-tip if I don't have to do it.
At least you didn't get a whole camera shoved up there
(they were checking for cysts in my bladder)
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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 11:04 PM
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I think you should have a glass thermometer put in your dick then smack it with a hammer.
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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
I think you should have a glass thermometer put in your dick then smack it with a hammer.
I think I understand you a little better, John. That was one of them most twisted things I have ever read. h:
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ziggyziggy
so when a partner requests a "test" done before she will screw you, would HIV be enuf? i am gettingmy annual physical done in two days and wanna know if blood work is enough for this. i know that the more tests i take, the more blood they need to "borrow"

They don't "borrow" anything, borrowing implies returning it so you can continue to get usage out of it. They take blood samples.
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by sherwood
so basically the only thing blood tests for is HIV,
and syphilis. HPV can also be inconclusive unless warts are present..
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 06:08 AM
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Ouch!
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by OLDMAN
They don't "borrow" anything, borrowing implies returning it so you can continue to get usage out of it. They take blood samples.
so a blood sample i good for almost every test except gonorrhea?
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 07:35 AM
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you have super aids, I'm sorry. :happysad:
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