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Old 10-07-2006, 01:19 PM
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I work at a big business complex with over a thousand parking spaces. There's no less than 40 people in this building right now (usually has a couple hundred during the week). I park my car near the front, before I went to lunch I see this piece of shit E39 528i with scratches and dents all over (had a set of black iForged wheels) parks his fucking bucket with his right side wheels on top of the painted lines next to my car. I had to do some Cirque Du Soleil shit to get in my driver's seat. Didn't feel like climbing over my center console because it's a pain to do in an S2000. I've seen this bitch before, whenever she starts it up it smokes like it's burning a quart a minute.

Aside from already putting a post-it note saying how shitty of a parker she is, what else should I do?
Old 10-07-2006, 01:24 PM
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Kick in the fender...
Old 10-07-2006, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by AP2
I work at a big business complex with over a thousand parking spaces. There's no less than 40 people in this building right now (usually has a couple hundred during the week). I park my car near the front, before I went to lunch I see this piece of shit E39 528i with scratches and dents all over (had a set of black iForged wheels) parks his fucking bucket with his right side wheels on top of the painted lines next to my car. I had to do some Cirque Du Soleil shit to get in my driver's seat. Didn't feel like climbing over my center console because it's a pain to do in an S2000. I've seen this bitch before, whenever she starts it up it smokes like it's burning a quart a minute.

Aside from already putting a post-it note saying how shitty of a parker she is, what else should I do?
Four deflated (but otherwise intact) tires would put a cramp in her daily routine.

Not that I condone such behavior, of course..:rick:
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:26 PM
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well in highschool, i didnt give a shit about my car (i still dont), so i just crack the door and kick it as hard as i can into the side of their car
Old 10-07-2006, 01:30 PM
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I'm gonna get the facilities department to tow her shit
Old 10-07-2006, 01:35 PM
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I had a similar problem about a year ago.

I took a picture and highlighted the lines, as such:



I printed it out and left it on her windshield. Problem solved. Full story here: https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...d.php?t=208906

(edit: apparently noobs and retards didn't realize the thread linked to is FROM A YEAR AGO, even though the first line of my post mentions that fact, and kept trying to resurrect it...so it's locked now.)

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Old 10-07-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
I had a similar problem about a year ago.

I took a picture and highlighted the lines, as such:



I printed it out and left it on her windshield. Problem solved. Full story here: https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...d.php?t=208906
:chuckles: that was a good thread
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Nice work Mike.
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I was 6" behind the dividing line


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piss on his car
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ya i hate when people park their piece of shit cars so close to mine



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