so me and my girlfriend are driving down the road when we see a little deer in the road. i pull up next to and turn my spot light on it, it was trying to go up a bank and over a fence. the deer walked up to the back door and was looking in at us for a couple of seconds, then all of a sudden wham, the deer tried to jump across the car and didnt make it. the deer hits the ground, looks at us and does it again, my girlfriend is now freaking out telling me to drive away. so i did and thats that. just thought i would share this with you, oh and the whole time the deer is hitting the side of the car, im laughing so much that i was nearly crying:rofl:

also somehow the car didnt receive any damage, just some mud from his hooves and snot from his nose.

 

whipped pussy

 

You should have jumped out, knived it, and posted pictures of the deer steaks made from it.

 

Should have ate it...

 

:werd: Real men eat their kills

 

Lame.

 

This is the best idea in the thread.

 

shit....almost forgot

is your girlfriend hot? pics?

 

I change my backing on previous idea.


This one has now taken the lead.

 

well i had to listen to her since the deer was throwing itself at the back door of her car. sorry i dont have a digital camera so i cant take any pics and i didnt have my knife on me so i couldnt stab it. i guess i could of beat it with a jack handle though...or i could of grabbed the deer's leg that was coming in the window and took it for a little ride. but if i did that, it prolly wouldnt smell to good. you know, with the burning hair and flesh of the deer on the pavement