time to pull out your jehovah witness conversion materials and push your sell.

 

i dont need to because ill punch it in the throat h:

 

Took 11 posts but i knew it was coming

 

I delivered pizza yesterday to a house with a pit bull and a husky in the yard and they were both up on the fence barking their nuts off. I just said "Fuck it," let them smell my hands and went on in. They were hyper as hell, but sweet. Methinks they were juveniles (or just really poorly trained).

On a side note, some guy came to my door and did the same thing a few months back, despite the sign reading:

"No solicitors, petitioners, or unwanted visits of any kind. This means you." (with a little illustration of a guy getting kicked in the nuts)