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Old 09-13-2006, 11:43 AM
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http://genomeresources.com/donor_info.shtml

Saw this in my college's newpaper. Always thought it would be good to get payed for it. Anyone else make a little extra? $100 a week would be pretty awesome.
Old 09-13-2006, 11:47 AM
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until you have kids that find out who you are. surprise
Old 09-13-2006, 11:52 AM
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The ultimate = getting paid to jerk off.

I can die now.
Old 09-13-2006, 11:54 AM
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think of all the money I've wasted...

Takes "if I had a dollar for every time..." to a whole new level
Old 09-13-2006, 11:57 AM
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It's only $100. And you have kids running around because of that. No thanks.
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Originally Posted by AF
It's only $100. And you have kids running around because of that. No thanks.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:02 PM
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urethral swabs FTL!!!!

Their screening process looks pretty tight. I bet it weeds out lots of dead beats.

I almost want to do it just to see if I'd pass the tests. :dunno:
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u still aint gotta pay child support for them.
Old 09-13-2006, 12:04 PM
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my fat parents might dq me because of it. Diabetes and fatness ftl. At least I'm not anything close to that.

But I am athletic, genius, and blue-eyed. I'm pretty awesome
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I doubt its very likely that your kids can track you down. If they did, you could just tell them to be thankful you didn't wipe them on a tissue and to leave you alone.

I'd be down for doing this, I'm not planning on ever having my own kids, so someone else might as well have them for me. Unfortunately my family history would probably give cause to reject my "specimen". (one side riddled with cancer, the other side has heart disease and Alzheimer's...)



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