Someone asks you a question, you hear them wrong and you say something stupid..

I work in the computer labs at school(Working right now) and this kid is sitting next to my desk. No clue why. He asks me if he can check his email while hes waiting. I thought he was another lab assistant so I said "Uh sure. I work till 12 though..." and he said "Oh, I just wanted to check my email while I wait for him(Nods to his friend)" so I said "Oh, yeah, sure.."
Since when do you have to ask to use public computers in a library? :slap: I felt stupid.

 

I'm hard of hearing so to be safe I always respond with "What?!"

 

I should start doing that.

 

i had some mentally challenged dude ask me the other day if i knew any girls to hook him up with, i heard otherwise and gave him a harsh response h: afterwards everyone looked at me like i was a dick. saying what doesnt help me out anymore, i say it like 4 times cuz my hearing is really bad so people just get annoyed and walk away.

 

Yea, my one friend almost refuses to repeat himself anymore.

 

dude bartender at a local sportsbar asked me what i wanted to drink and i said, "i'm _____, nice to meet you too" and stuck my hand out for a handshake. he looked at me like :thinking:

 

HAHAHAH!!! You were completely off.

 

This girl one time told me I left my lights on... for some odd reason I replied with, "Sorry I don't wanna buy any chocolate..."

She gave me a :eh: look h: then smiled and repeated herself h:

 

Did you understand her the first time?

 

I can't recall, but in all likelyhood, i probably just thought she was selling shit so no, i didn't understand her h: