Finally got my new license plates for the Saturn, so I drove to the dealer to pick up a front plate bracket (previous owners never put the front plate on). As I left the dealer, the shifter felt funny, then I noticed I had no 2nd or 4th gear (shifter wouldn't engage). Went back into the dealer because I didn't feel like driving home with only half my gears. Left the car there so they can check it out (probably the shift cable). So far, this counts as the weirdest thing that's happened to me whilst driving.

 

Saturn 1 Redneck 0

 

Shoot the shifter with a 12-gauge and then run down the street in your boxers and a cowboy hat yellin YEE-HAW!

(disclaimer: this advice may, in fact, not help)

 

What if I shoot it with a .45 and then run down the street with no underpants and a cowboy hat yellin YEE-HAW? Would that work better?

 

No underpants, ripped white wife beater with whiskey running down the middle.

 

that be histerical :lmao:

 

Saturn FTL

 

Shift cables not broken, something worked itself loose. Easy fix.