I slept over at my friend's house last week. She lives 5 miles from my work and I didn't feel like driving home thirty miles at midnight only to get up in 5 hours to go back to work.

 

Topless Pillow Fight FTW

 

*imagines chicks jumping on beds and feathers flying everywhere in slo mo.

 

The last time i slept over at someones house was....prob 6 months or so ago. The wife went out of town and the kids were at my sisters, so i crashed at a friend of mines house.

The last time someone crashed at my house... would probably be my ex a few months back.

 

Jae your thread must have a magical effect, cause my bootie call that graduated and moved to MD just called me to tell me she was in town tomorrow nite and wanted to hang out :naughty: :yay:

 

we oil each other down first, then pillow fight on her trampoline in the living room.

 

Here's an excerpt from the book.

"If you want revenge on a chick. Tag her from the back while eating a cheeseburger with extra onion. Then blow in her holes."

I mean cmon...that is extreme pimpish

Now if only a thread i make about a job can get me a full time one.

 

Baby oil or canola oil?

 

why do I have a feeling I'm going to get in trouble.


tell me Stormtrooper.

 

I bet Andrew tickles the girls :rick: