One morning, Frank hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice.
Later that day, he hears the voice again:"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon, he hears the voice every minute of the day: "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas."
Frank can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money and flies to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace." He goes to Caesar's Palace. The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table." He goes to the roulette table. The voice says, "Put all your money on red 23." He puts all his money on red 23.
The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.
The voice says,"@#*%!"

 

I dont get it h:

 

The voice was gambling...

I like that joke as many times as I've heard it.

 

That would suck.

 

:chuckles: Not half bad..

 

better than most jokes posted... just wish it wasn't my 180374028934th time seeing it

still a solid .736x10^1 / 10

 

I :chuckles:ed

 

First time hearing/reading it.

2/10.