that'll be no problem. i figure i'll get up at 8-9. drink the stuff, piss a few times, and go take the test at 12.

 

you could try drinking a couple gallons of water so that you piss straight water. Or borrow some piss. That usually works.

 

i dont want to carry a bottle of someone else's piss in my pocket. :ugh:

two guys i know on parole used this thing called the whizzanator that "pisses" out synthetic urine. they took their tests last week. we'll find out in a few weeks if it actually works. :rick: :chuckles:

 

Wow I had no idea those companies were still around. Around this time last year the government started sueing all companies that make synthetic urine.

 

follow the directions on the bottle.
try to pea a couple of times before test, you will be fine....

 

So let me get this straight, they test you for drugs everywhere in the states before getting an important job?
Ive never heard of drug tests in Canada.

edit: turns out they do some here to h:

 

they got it somehow. the instructions were in like chinese or something. :chuckles:

 

you could store your own urine from when you were clean.

you could buy mine if you want

 

that's because everyone would probably fail!

 

that was like 3 years ago h: