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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:07 PM
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Drink your own piss. It's sterile and will get rid of the THC levels.
























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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Omniscient
Four hours before 2 asparin, 2 tums, 4 cups of water.
Two hours before 2 asparin, 2 tums, 4 cups of water.
Right before you leave 4 asparin, 4 tums, 4 cups of water.

The acyllic acid in the asparin increases the metabolytes they test for in an assay test and the tums increase the gravity of the urin lost with dilution.

Harsh process but I've passed four tests so far.



Yeah. It helps to just lay off for a while if you're expecting a test.
holy crap. 8 asprin in 4 hrs!? somebody my size would OD on that h:
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
Drink your own piss. It's sterile and will get rid of the THC levels.
























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Urine tastes too salty. More salty than semen.h:
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by joebenz
holy crap. 8 asprin in 4 hrs!? somebody my size would OD on that h:
youre not a man.
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Omniscient
Urine tastes too salty. More salty than semen.h:
Oh my sex.
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by joebenz
holy crap. 8 asprin in 4 hrs!? somebody my size would OD on that h:
The water dilutes the asparin. You don't have to take that many. That's just my saftey rule.
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Omniscient
Four hours before 2 asparin, 2 tums, 4 cups of water.
Two hours before 2 asparin, 2 tums, 4 cups of water.
Right before you leave 4 asparin, 4 tums, 4 cups of water.

The acyllic acid in the asparin increases the metabolytes they test for in an assay test and the tums increase the gravity of the urin lost with dilution.
You can't even spell aspirin right, I'm not trusting you.
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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this drink says a few hours before the test to drink the whole bottle, fill the bottle with water then drink that. should get me in the mood to take a huge piss. :eek3:
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Omniscient
Urine tastes too salty. More salty than semen.h:
wtf. are you marshy's bf or someshit? :eh: :ugh:
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CoupeV6
You can't even spell aspirin right, I'm not trusting you.
Taking that much does that to a person h:
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