I tried this once... :rick:
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I tried this once... :rick:
Repost or not, it got me giggling :chuckles:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated after a difficult and
long surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
the student nurse overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, gently lifting and moving them around. Then, she
takes a close look and says, reassuringly "There's nothing wrong with
them, sir, they're perfect."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?!"
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated after a difficult and
long surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
the student nurse overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, gently lifting and moving them around. Then, she
takes a close look and says, reassuringly "There's nothing wrong with
them, sir, they're perfect."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?!"
