so if its opposite day you hate me :cry:...it's all because I ousted you that one time isn't it. :sad:

 

AF is straight with me ... 3 times on Fridays



naw diew, you're bringing sexy drac



and yes, drac rhymes with back .. yUo can't fight my engrish.

 

Andrew calls me every night after sex

 

engrish was not my strong suit...

 

:lmao:

i'll add eTNiNe to my list

 

-Emo people who can't stop feeling sorry for themselves
-Female drivers
-People with wear Bluetooth headsets and act important
-Ghetto people
-People who buy shitty "dubs" and put them on anything
-Rota fanboys
-Fags with Wakaba stickers (seriously why would you announce to the world you're a beginner driver)
-Internet know-it-alls when it comes to cars yet they've never wrenched in their lifetime
-90% of the JDM population
-JDM people who don't even do anything to their engine
-Escalade drivers
-H2 and H3 drivers
-E46 M3 owners who think they're god
-Ex-Honda people who go get some AWD dork car and say "fuck Hondas"
-SRT-4 owners who constantly use their blow-off valve
-Whomever invented "Affirmative Action"
-So.Cal bros

 

guess i'm going back to work then :fawk:

 

I tell you to text message me so I know you got home alright ...





man, we're gay.

 

I wanna take a dump in your mailbox

 

:chuckles: text