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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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:lmfao: That sucks h:
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:15 AM
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Oh my fucking god. :rofl:

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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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Note to self....shrinkage can lead to embarassment
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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I had to re-read this guys misfortuned... Mother Nature has a sick sense of humor... HAHAHAHA
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 09:04 AM
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Thats classic!
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 09:19 AM
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Sounds fake. Balls tighten up and don't hang when they are cold. Your body keeps then nice and tight against your body to keep your swimmers warm.
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Buyimports2
Sounds fake. Balls tighten up and don't hang when they are cold. Your body keeps then nice and tight against your body to keep your swimmers warm.
We have a expert on balls
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Buyimports2
Sounds fake. Balls tighten up and don't hang when they are cold. Your body keeps then nice and tight against your body to keep your swimmers warm.
yup
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Hahahahah!!:rofl:
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