Jury Duty...
Checking it twice
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From: Twixt Hell/Ann Arbor MI
Originally Posted by Draconius
Wear a shirt that says "serving only crackers" Then a picture of some saltines
Quickest way out right there.
Quickest way out right there.
Hang'em all, let God sort them out!!
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
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From: S. Carolina
I got summoned to jury duty in the middle of exam week last year. I had to sit there and wait for 20 minutes until that stupid fat bitch defendant asked for a continuance. The judge granted it after scolding her a little. Then we were all dismissed. Fuckers. :madr:
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I served for 3 weeks this year and I don't regret it. It was a great learning experience.
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Checking it twice
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From: Twixt Hell/Ann Arbor MI
Originally Posted by totalimmortal
Is that actually a shirt??
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
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From: Show Me State
I wonder how they determine who serves on jury duty? I've never been called to serve yet my wife who is not even an American citizen has been called 3 times. :thinking: Of course she just replies back that she's not an American and then they automatically excuse her.
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From: Location Location
Originally Posted by Big AL
I wonder how they determine who serves on jury duty? I've never been called to serve yet my wife who is not even an American citizen has been called 3 times. :thinking: Of course she just replies back that she's not an American and then they automatically excuse her.
in CA it's DMV record.
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...I really wanna get out and shoot people.
