You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







































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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I want to see what you'll do.

 

:chuckles:

Ok I was expecting much worse so 7/10

 

Took away the answer so let's see what you would do.

 

You're pretty much screwed either way? :shrug:

 

Amazingly I have been in similiar circumstances....I learned to eat less blotter at a time h:

 

I remember those days....somewhat hazy and purplish but...what was I talking about...there was a cat on a mushroom last I recall.........

 

slow down


....or wake up from your dream

 

put block on gas pedal, climb on the hood of the car, ride the pig. done.

 

Put my fist up through the sunroof and pump my arm up and down while frantically looking at the firetruck. He'll blow the horn, making the pig jump. I'll zoom under the pig and the rotors on the chopper will make that pig into bacon. The bacon will fall down the valley to the fire that the firetruck is headed to and we'll all stop and have some fucking fresh cooked bacon.

 

:rofl: 12/10 I can't stop laughing. Best response ever!!