The confession
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The confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi
"Yes, Father, it is.
"And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you,
Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa
Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but
I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are
sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot
tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and must atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi
"Yes, Father, it is.
"And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you,
Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa
Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but
I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are
sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot
tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and must atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
