funny joke maybe repost
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funny joke maybe repost
a man and his wife are visiting the ape exhibit at the zoo when they stop at the cage of a large gorilla.
the gorilla cant help but notice the wife, who's wearing a revealing dress. exited the beast grunts loudly and pounds his chest.
the husband finds this amusing and urges his wife to tease the gorilla by blowing the ape a kiss and wiggling her behind, she plays along, causing th gorilla to get even more worked up.
then the husband suggests to his wife that she slowly lift up her dress and show the gorilla some leg. the woman puts on quite a show for the gorilla, and the ape flies into such a frenzy that he nearly tears down the cage.
suddenly the man opens the cage door,flings his wife inside with the gorilla and slams the gate shut.
the man yells ""NOW TELL HIM YOU HAVE A HEADACHE""
the gorilla cant help but notice the wife, who's wearing a revealing dress. exited the beast grunts loudly and pounds his chest.
the husband finds this amusing and urges his wife to tease the gorilla by blowing the ape a kiss and wiggling her behind, she plays along, causing th gorilla to get even more worked up.
then the husband suggests to his wife that she slowly lift up her dress and show the gorilla some leg. the woman puts on quite a show for the gorilla, and the ape flies into such a frenzy that he nearly tears down the cage.
suddenly the man opens the cage door,flings his wife inside with the gorilla and slams the gate shut.
the man yells ""NOW TELL HIM YOU HAVE A HEADACHE""
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From: Foundry
Originally Posted by 93hondablk
I don't get it?
It might not be with you...but there's been times where i've been hot and bothered and when i wanted to bone my chick she would either have a headache..or tell me she didnt feel good....she couldnt tell me she was tired cus then she'd know id rape her in her sleep
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Originally Posted by IluvJae
It might not be with you...but there's been times where i've been hot and bothered and when i wanted to bone my chick she would either have a headache..or tell me she didnt feel good....she couldnt tell me she was tired cus then she'd know id rape her in her sleep